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Thread | England Womans Semi Final Thread
at 20:15 22 Jul 2025
0-0 after 14 mins, why have both teams changed their colours
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Thread | Ozzy Osbourne Dies
at 20:10 22 Jul 2025
Only weeks after the Black Sabbath final gig Ozzy Osbourne is no more, sad to hear that |
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Thread | Ins & Outs
at 10:07 22 Jul 2025
Time for an ins & outs, obviously in the grand Ugly Inside tradition first started in 1988 we have robbed most of these from elsewhere
Ins
· Growling when there’s a knock at the door.
· Remembering Joe Bugner.
· Brushing your teeth with Lard.
Jeremy’s Foreskin (Ohhhhhh, Jeremy’s Foreskin!)
· Sweat rashes on your sausages.
· Cheese flavoured belts.
· Wah Wah.
· Staring at your boss for 3 hours, without speaking or blinking
· Calling sandwiches Sarnies.
· Coughing up an anal plug.
· Corduroy glasses (the drinking vessel variety AND the visual aid variety)
· Taking offence to Ins & Outs
· Sleeping on your mantlepiece.
· Being round and proud.
· Getting mugged in Barcelona
· Greaseproof paper knickers.
· Saving a chin, in case you lose the first one.
· Constipation theorists.
· Trying to outgig your mate.
· Biting the wart.
· Putting a pickle in your daughters purse.
· Pube sideboards.
· Unexplained curtsying when your uncle comes round.
· Protecting your rib cage with flabage.
· Papa Diaz
· Mama Diaz
· Confusing Stan Boardman with Baroness Kate Hoey
· George Galloways wife
· George Galloways hat
· Buying England Lioness’s soiled kits on e-bay
· Postmen wearing shorts on the coldest day of the year
· Sven Goran Eriksson
· Getting your bus pass
· Singing out loud the vowels in Celine Dion’s name
· Politely blowing raspberries at the Man City team coach when it arrives at your ground
· Still having your Manhattans membership card
· Being a vegan between meals
· Asking ‘who’s he’ when someone mentions Taylor Swift
· Not owning a quad bike
· Whistling silently.
· Whispering loudly.
· Having an unconscious conscious
· Queen Victoria’s Knob.
· Naming your first born, New Paragraph Please.
Outs
· Talking about Saltburn
· Arsenal fans
· Tiktok lingerie
· “cool” colleagues.
· Delivering a lecture so drunk, you start crying.
· Hanging out with the bad boys to try to attain coolness.
· People who don’t get that the Earth is actually square.
· Posting stuff about well-being, but being a 2 faced, snidey, gobshite in reality.
· Bringing yer bird to every Lads night out.
· Answering EVERY question with a humorous reply.
· Sharing your teeth.
· Half and half ties
· Woolston
· Vegan Cows
· Home baked head phones
· Ordering a skinny latte from your chippy
· The new mullet.
· Using a scotch egg as a shinpad.
· Sertraline soup.
· Setting up a leggings factory in your attic.
· Unzipping carrots.
· Mad ginger bastards.
· Using patè to freshen your breath.
· Referring to footballers with double barrel names, by their initials only
· DCL
· Confusing Baroness Kate Hoey with Stan Boardman
· Going abroad on snowboarding holidays to get cold
· London Road
· Secretly warming to Gary Neville as a TV pundit
· Starting sentences with the words ‘I’m no expert but’ and then talking crap
· Turkish barber shops
· Bumping into Stan Collymore at dogging events
· Letting slip you drive an electric car
· Going paperless
· Rebecca Vardy
· Madonna’s daughters arm pits
· Having a drone
· Wearing no top in a beer garden whilst drinking pints of stella
· Referring to your bird as ‘er indoors’
· Richard Keyes
· Joining the neighbourhood WhatsApp group
· Displaying angst on social media about the conflicts in Syria / Ukraine
· Match snobs
· Skinny caramel legs
· Postcode baseball caps
· Applying logic.
· Hairy cheese.
· Entering the death Era.
· Missing your appointment at the chippy. |
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Thread | Russell Martin's First Rangers Game Tonight
at 09:51 22 Jul 2025
Champions League qualifier against Greek side Panathinaikos,interesting to see how they play and how they get on
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Thread | England's Semi Final
at 22:27 21 Jul 2025
who is going to watch it and who isn't and has anyones view changed on women's football for the better or worse |
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Thread | Wrexham Tickets
at 10:00 21 Jul 2025
They go on general sale tomorrow and it seems there are about 2,500 tickets left, not bad considering |
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Thread | Promotion Odds
at 11:17 16 Jul 2025
Saints still second favourites behind Ipswich in all the promotion betting, to win it outright, to go be in the top 2, to be in the top 3 and to be promoted either way.
Wrexham are around 9/10th in all the categories.
I wonder how much this will all change in the next month or so as Wrexham buy players and the likes of Saints and Ipswich lose some |
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Thread | Brighton Tickets
at 10:22 16 Jul 2025
From the ticket site it looks like only a couple of thousand tickets sold , so looks like they have got the pricing wrong on this one |
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Thread | England Cricket
at 17:08 14 Jul 2025
Well that was a surprise bowled India out with 22 runs to spare |
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Thread | Transfer Snippets
at 14:46 14 Jul 2025
Seems that we may not have seen the last of Stuart Armstrong, he is being chased by Sheffield Wednesday who want him back |
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Thread | Little Happening On The Transfer Front
at 09:43 12 Jul 2025
The only thing really of note is that we might see Arron Ramsdale move to Sunderland & Viktor Johansson who had two decent games against Saints 2 years ago for Rotherham is a target for us.
Otherwise it is the usual early July transfer stand off.
One headliine on the news feed reads "Is a hand drafted Will still valid" this has flagged up as a Saints related story, however turns out it is a story about writing your own will with a pen. |
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Thread | Interesting Reading The Squad Profiles on The Official Website.
at 16:50 8 Jul 2025
Just looked at the squad profiles on the official site, to check whether Tall Paul has actually left, it is still not really been officially confirmed by the club, just that terms had been agreed and wishing him well.
Some of the football websites say he is still a Saints players, others that he is now a Trabzonspor player, I have been away so not sure what I have and havent missed.
Both Onuachu & Sulemana are no longer showing
But it is also interesting to see who is on the updated squad list, Gavin Bazunu, Shea Charles, who were out on loan are now shown on the squad profiles, whereas Adam Armstrong Ben Brereton Diaz, Ronnie Edwards & Sam Edozie are not showing.
Nor is Sam Amo-Ameyaw whose permanent deal to Strasbourg was seemingly excercised on 26th June, but ive not seen anything official about this.
Can we read anything into this |
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Thread | I'm Back
at 10:16 8 Jul 2025
I havent been on here as much in the past couple of weeks as I have been driving around the Peloponnese in Greece to view their historical sites.
1. I have been eaten alive by all sorts of insects, if I show my legs in public people will step back thinking I have a form of leprosy.
2. It was hot over there, mostly 34-38 degrees during the day and 30 ish when the sun went down
3. It is amazing how they built all these great cities like Sparta, Mycenae, Olympia, Epidaurus and a host of others we have never heard of around 4- 5,000 years ago in Stone usually on a massive hill when we were still living in mud huts here. However I was disappointed to see that Argos did not have the remains of a 4,000 year old super store.
4. The Greeks are very friendly people and there isn't the need to haggle over everything you buy, they live on a different timescale to us and don't go out till about 9-10 at night.
5. They are manic drivers who seem to think that the road signings showing a speed is a minimum and not the maximum, the roads in the Peloponnese at least are very rural and winding , only one dual carriageway and the rest like driving through the New Forest with mountains, no room for error or you are in a field or off a cliff. |
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