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Paul McCartney
at 16:38 8 Apr 2025

Not only did we play the last game at Maine Road but we won it.

I got stopped by the police on the way home for having a headlight out.

At least that explained why I had trouble picking the right exit at the M4 roundabout.

I tried to steal a seat for EBay but the stewards weren’t having it.

It was absolutely pissing it down and we were in that temporary Gene Kelly stand. That was a memorable day out anyway.
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Can This Be The Dawning Of A New Era At Southampton FC
at 16:33 8 Apr 2025

He was around when Hamburg got relegated for the first time in their entire history.

At least we’ve already got that out of the way.
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Top 3 biscuits - update
at 16:29 8 Apr 2025

I can never buy the custard creams again as I couldn’t stop myself eating them.
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Small Time Club. Fans being taken the p!ss out of
at 20:41 6 Apr 2025

That’s what it comes down to.
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Relegation places now settled this evening ?
at 08:12 2 Apr 2025

Best league in the world.

All done and dusted by the start of April.
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Whos Going On Wednesday
at 13:11 31 Mar 2025

I’m glad I didn’t bother getting a ticket for the Villa game then.
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Crystal Palace
at 09:05 30 Mar 2025

That’s what you can do with a decent manager.
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Womans Game At St Mary's
at 13:09 25 Mar 2025

You know who has been holding back women’s football for about a century?

Men.
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Luxembourg beat Sweden
at 10:04 23 Mar 2025

That might be the most exciting thing that’s ever happened in Luxembourg.
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Rohl and Shea Charles
at 14:21 19 Jan 2025

I’m not sure I can wait that long.
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Shareholders in Sport Republic
at 14:29 14 Jan 2025

I’m changing my name to Dirk Gerkens.
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Some of our fans are an absolute embarrassment to the City
at 20:07 10 Jan 2025

Poetry is harder than it looks isn’t it?
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Southampton Selected To Take Part In Pilot For Drinking In The Stands At Footbal
at 17:50 9 Jan 2025

Where do they stand on heroin?
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Charlie Taylor Admits He Would Have Left If Russell Martin Had Stayed
at 16:09 9 Jan 2025

Me too.
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Ryan Fraser Wanted At Leeds
at 16:09 6 Jan 2025

He’s known to frequent Rothwell too!

Pervert.
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Worst points total & goals scored.
at 11:29 30 Dec 2024

Worst owners of all time? They’ve got to be right up there.
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Bednarek had no support
at 09:43 30 Dec 2024

I was thinking that at half-time.

We needed one in front of Mateta and one behind to box him in.

Bednarek was making him look like the best player in the world.

We are so shit at the moment that we can’t even get the basics right.

That’s why it just takes one questionable refereeing decision a game to finish us off. We need everything to go our way just to avoid defeat and there’s no way of that happening.
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Ivan Jurić
at 14:14 20 Dec 2024

I’ve just asked the Croatian woman at work (whose English is so good that she used the word “perplexed” earlier) about this. She doesn’t like football but says it shouldn’t be a problem as Croatians are used to picking up other languages. Modric speaks a load of different languages and English is very widely spoken in Croatia, especially in the tourist areas. I’d be surprised if the language was a problem for this guy.
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Liverpool Carabao Cup Game Matchday Thread
at 10:45 18 Dec 2024

I’m going to see Porridge Radio in Wiesbaden this evening so I’m afraid I’ll have to miss this particular thrashing entirely.
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Tottenham Hotspur Game Matchday Thread
at 19:30 15 Dec 2024

I’d take 4-1 now!
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