| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 62516 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:01 - Apr 23 with 2585 views | numptydumpty |
"Ian Holloway is stark, raving bonkers but he has the club's interests at heart !!"
"Money's ruined the game today. It wasn't like this in my day !!" |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 08:10 - Apr 23 with 2493 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Kelman's scored. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:11 - Apr 23 with 2382 views | FredManRave |
Existing thread.
Always the same bloody poster as well! |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:19 - Apr 23 with 2368 views | DannyPaddox |
Eze’s scored |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:21 - Apr 26 with 2041 views | FredManRave |
"It's not the manager, it's the club".
Whenever somebody blames the manager for our woes.
Posted regularly each season, for the last 10+ years and probably got at least another 10 years left in it, if not more.... | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:47 - Apr 27 with 1935 views | PlanetHonneywood |
QPR 0 (alternative form, 0 QPR) | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:04 - May 7 with 1664 views | DannyPaddox |
“I asked ChatGPT/ Ai/ A robots’s arse … … … and ChatGPT/ Ai/ The robot’s arse said …
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:01 - May 7 with 1593 views | dmm |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:04 - May 7 by DannyPaddox |
“I asked ChatGPT/ Ai/ A robots’s arse … … … and ChatGPT/ Ai/ The robot’s arse said …
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That bears a striking resemblance to a certain football club CEO we all know, although it seems to be making more sense than him. |  | | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:06 - May 7 with 1560 views | aston_hoop |
Popular player runs down contract - Bloody club, just offer him a deal, why are we letting him go?
Less popular player runs down contract - Bloody greedy bastard, looking for a bigger payday, just using the club to get a bigger move |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:33 - May 7 with 1510 views | Dorse |
Bobby Z '89 |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:35 - May 24 with 1179 views | DannyPaddox |
Poster 1: What’s going on with this board? It’s dying on its feet. We’re on a two match unbeaten run and there’s been like four posts all week. So much apathy. There wasn’t even a match thread for the last game. Typical QPR - when we’re losing the board is as busy as a Hangar Lane rush hour. We go on a good streak and nothing. FFS!
Poster 2: Mate you need to change your viewing settings from ‘My Posts’ to ‘All posts’
Happens at least once a year. Always makes me laugh. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:25 - May 24 with 1085 views | kensalriser |
'We can't have nice things'.
This is one of Clive's catchphrases. It's not an immutable truth. In fact it's not a truth at all. But it is funny when used in context by its coiner. It's not funny when anyone else uses it, just cringingly naff. [Post edited 25 May 0:23]
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:08 - May 30 with 813 views | Mick_S |
SW6 shit monkeys for the glossary please.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:14 - May 30 with 784 views | joe90 |
‘Anyone else not renewed yet?’ - followed by reason why this particularly season was the final straw. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:15 - May 30 with 640 views | elnombre |
Dennis the Menace please. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 02:11 - Jun 2 with 455 views | FredManRave |
Sorry if a Spackman.
Sorry if a Spackman. | |
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