| A Morgasm – Report on 06:12 - Dec 11 with 1681 views | Rsole |
You had me at Morgasm, homo-erotica at its best. |  |
| Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?
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| A Morgasm – Report on 06:12 - Dec 11 with 1687 views | Hugey |
| A Morgasm – Report on 04:44 - Dec 11 by FDC |
Clive is the best football writer alive, I will die on this hill |
I'll join you. Sensational. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 06:37 - Dec 11 with 1633 views | Paddyhoops |
| A Morgasm – Report on 23:03 - Dec 10 by ted_hendrix |
Good on yer Paddy, I hope you cleaned your floating trowel before you left work. |
I need a new one Ted . Barely 5 ml left on it Ted .😜 |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 06:45 - Dec 11 with 1616 views | SydneyRs |
| A Morgasm – Report on 04:44 - Dec 11 by FDC |
Clive is the best football writer alive, I will die on this hill |
Its not even close, different class. I've several times sent his reports to non QPR acquaintances just so they get to see how good he is. | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 06:56 - Dec 11 with 1581 views | Northolt_Rs |
I’m misty eyed reading this report. I’m a grown man FFS….
“ Keep right on to the end of the road, they said. So, we did.”
Just un-fűcking believable! What a night! COYRs!!!!!! |  |
| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 07:12 - Dec 11 with 1546 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
Perfectly captured the whole night and that mad last 5 minutes, but my God, this club does like to put us through it.
Just remember those scenes and atmosphere when we go to West Ham and their soulless bowl. | |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 07:54 - Dec 11 with 1486 views | thehat |
I really don't know how you do it Clive - To capture and bottle that moment then relive it again in words is a very special talent. The report gave me goosebumps.
It's over 50 years that I have been going regularly to our "little blue oasis set right in the heart of West London" and Tuesday nights goal and celebration with my Daughter will stay with us both forever. | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:08 - Dec 11 with 1447 views | mart_Goblin |
Wonderful description of a crazy and wonderful evening .
That complete elation we all share together at these moments is why we do it and described brilliantly Clive . Young children, middle aged men and women , OAP’s and everybody in between in complete ecstatic disbelief.
Joyous
“Yellow Cards: Morgan 90+7 (getting undressed in a public place), Mbengue 90+7 (lunacy)”
This made me really chuckle |  | | |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 08:20 - Dec 11 with 1413 views | FDC |
| A Morgasm – Report on 06:45 - Dec 11 by SydneyRs |
Its not even close, different class. I've several times sent his reports to non QPR acquaintances just so they get to see how good he is. |
Same, I do this regularly, and they always concur - it isn't just hoop-tinted glasses. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:24 - Dec 11 with 1398 views | stowmarketrange |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:08 - Dec 11 by mart_Goblin |
Wonderful description of a crazy and wonderful evening .
That complete elation we all share together at these moments is why we do it and described brilliantly Clive . Young children, middle aged men and women , OAP’s and everybody in between in complete ecstatic disbelief.
Joyous
“Yellow Cards: Morgan 90+7 (getting undressed in a public place), Mbengue 90+7 (lunacy)”
This made me really chuckle |
We are so lucky that he follows our club or we’d all be raving about some northern team’s match reports. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:26 - Dec 11 with 1400 views | SunnyVanGo |
Thank you. ❤️👍🏼💪🏼 |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:35 - Dec 11 with 1367 views | EuroRanger |
When do the sirens let go? I'm 3 times through the match report just this morning, and approaching a mid-century number of views of the goal.
Got to ride this high until at least Saturday, I suppose... | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:36 - Dec 11 with 1364 views | Andybrat |
Amazing amazing report. I watched the game from 30,000 ft while the rest of the plane was asleep ( I’m not a pilot btw) airline Wi-Fi lost signal or whatever on the 91st minute but still getting notifications. Woke a few with a Bollox and then more with COYRs. I missed Hull, WBA and Brum so see you next season.
Clive actual masterpiece and felt the emotion | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 08:48 - Dec 11 with 1322 views | londonscottish |
Incredible report about an incredible night.
"The Lower Loft dissolved. R Block evaporated. The bench emptied. Morgan stripped down to his kecks. Kone ran off with the corner flag".
It was f8ckin bedlam. |  |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 09:04 - Dec 11 with 1267 views | Silverfoxqpr |
Brilliant Clive, BRILLIANT! |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 09:16 - Dec 11 with 1226 views | Guppy |
If a picture paints a thousand words then your report has described the masterpiece it was. Exquisite. | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 09:20 - Dec 11 with 1214 views | NewYorkRanger |
One of your very best Clive, and that is saying something. I've read it 3 times already and will do so again. So many great lines in there, and a nice nod to the Chili Peppers I believe.
It's worth it isn't it? All the sh*te we have to suffer? It's worth it for nights like this.
The last two lines, worthy of the great Sid Waddell himself.
An absolute belter of a report. Thank you |  |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 09:47 - Dec 11 with 1138 views | TheChef |
Ah lovely stuff Clive.
"Amadou Mbengue, who remains at large from a man with a giant butterfly net..."
Well quite  |  |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 10:07 - Dec 11 with 1090 views | Jigsore |
'From bath toaster to dick roaster' will stay with me a long time |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 10:39 - Dec 11 with 995 views | sprocket |
| A Morgasm – Report on 23:38 - Dec 10 by daveB |
every year at Christmas my Nan would show a small interest in QPR asking how we're doing and then on Boxing Day we'd return home from a game that we'd usually lost and it would always be the same, Me and my Dad miserable and you'd hear from the kitchen my Nan telling my Mum, "I don't know why they bother".
Nan's not around anymore for me to tell her but it's moments like last night are why we bother and why we keepo going back for more.
I don't think I've ever seen my son as animated as he was at the end, jumping all over complete strangers and even when he got up this morning he was still bouncing around and showing me the goal and punching the air. One of those nights we'll be talking about for years to come. |
Great memories, ones to treasure. | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 11:47 - Dec 11 with 861 views | HantsR |
What a brilliant report - I love the 'quiet and routine' low key intro leading to the morgasmic scenes at the finale of a memorable match. Some fabulous lines that I'll try and remember and use myself - maybe not the Gwyneth Paltrow one though!? 
Sadly, I couldn't go for various reasons but managed to see all goals 'live' on my phone. I was in the company of Saints supporters who were celebrating their narrow win over WBA, and at 1-1 they exacerbated my dismay by gleefully counselling me with their observation that we were now below Saints in the league. A few minutes later, the entourage wondered what was going on as I leapt to my feet, punching the air and shouting YES!!! youRRS!! Being a QPR fan who has had to learn to be humble, I was magnanimous in victory...(not) . Clive, your report helped me feel as though I had been there in SAR with fellow fans, all going bonkers. Thank you |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 12:09 - Dec 11 with 812 views | robith |
I don't understand people who don't like Mbengue. He is the most QPR player who ever lived |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 12:16 - Dec 11 with 785 views | MrsJeff |
| A Morgasm – Report on 04:44 - Dec 11 by FDC |
Clive is the best football writer alive, I will die on this hill |
A report in beat poetry form. Gonzo journalism revived. Masterful. I'll take a burial plot on that hill too. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 13:10 - Dec 11 with 655 views | Ned_Kennedys |
| A Morgasm – Report on 12:09 - Dec 11 by robith |
I don't understand people who don't like Mbengue. He is the most QPR player who ever lived |
He’s been a great signing and at 23 has loads of room for improvement. It was telling that most Reading fans didn’t begrudge him a move to a higher level even if it was to us. Get him on a long term contract asap: I think he’ll be playing for Senegal before too long. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 13:22 - Dec 11 with 629 views | westberksr |
fantastic work Clive....
the unbridled joy of such a night makes for excellent reading
although it has to be said that Mbengue is the gift that keeps on giving and writes half the report for you!! 
extra point for report title |  | | |
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